that i haven’t posted in a while. Gotcha didn’t I?
Well being a 14 year old means that you can legally get a job. Yesterday was my first day at work. Just let me tell you, being a cashier is boring. I tried to finish watching Borat, but my “boss” said it was unprofessional. I got up to the part were Borat and Azamat were fighting, naked. Sascha Baron Cohen is amazing. I can’t wait for Bruno. Back on topic, it was very dull. The most interesting thing I saw was a couple. Yesterday was father’s day right?
Man: Is today father’s day?
Me: Yes it is.
Man: I am a father.
Women: No you’re not.
Man: I will be.
*Man slaps his lady’s ass. I laughed inside my head.
As you can see that was the most interesting thing. Being a cashier sucks. FML. Go to school. Don’t do drugs. Or else you’ll end up being a cashier.