Posts Tagged ‘Art

05
May
09

cuchini anti cameltoes

American women are too fucking insecure and too fucking self-conscious. There are over 32,000 boob jobs performed monthly, in 2006. The numbers are just going to rise up.

“Barbie Dolls, 2008
60×80″

Depicts 32,000 Barbies, equal to the number of elective breast augmentation surgeries performed monthly in the US in 2006.

Partial zoom:

Detail at actual print size:

Pretty shocking. Stolen from here. You should check it out, it’s pretty cool.

Imagine if everyone of those barbies is a girl who just got a boobjob. TOO FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS. EVEN HOT GIRLS GET BOOB JOBS.

Some girls even get butt jobs. Plastic surgery really lives up, to the name because it turn you plastic. Even men are getting more plastic surgery. It’s stupid.

Now with all that shit like pube shaving and Brazillian waxing. . .

Naturally, you get cameltoes.

A Camels Toe

A Camel's Toe

What’s wrong with cameltoes? It’s like having a boner for guys. You don’t have to be that self conscious.

You know what’s up with women? They like to put pads on everything they see, like their vaginas. Now they put pads under their panties. Meet the Cuchini.

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc).  It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis(What the fuck is that?)  area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as “Camel Toe.”

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a  hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it!”

The Cuchini Pad

The Cuchini Pad is a product used to smooth the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area, providing a sleek and camouflaged appearance.  The Cuchini eliminates what is commonly known as “Camel Toe.”

Direction

Place “Cuchini Pad” into bikini, lingerie, or sports attire, narrow side facing down, and adjust to personal preference.  For a more secure placement two-sided tape is included.”

I seriously did not see a difference.

I seriously did not see a difference.

They’re 2 for 15 dollars.

They’re slogan is even “our lips or sealed”. By that I think they mean vagina lips. o-o It’s even called the Cuchini. Is that like cooch in Italian?

I fucking hate society. Look at yourselves.

http://www.cuchini.com/

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03
May
09

asian art bad-ass: Takashi Murakami

He is the artist who made the Kanye West bear, the cover of Graduation(see above), and his trippy website called Universecity.(LOL ITS UNVERSITY)

He is the artist who made the Kanye West bear, the cover of Graduation(see above), and his trippy website called UniverseCity.(LOL IT'S UNVERSITY)

DISCLAIMER: I KNOW SHIT ABOUT FASHION OR ART

Takashi Murakami is a self proclaimed Otaku(LOL NERD). Murakami is also a contemporary artist. What do you get when you mix those 2 together?

Bad-assery(or is it bad-ass ness?). He kicks ass in a few ways that is not listed in this chart.

He is hella influential in the art scene(He was the only visual artist to make it to the time 100), and created a movement called “superflat“. Superflat is heavily influenced by Anime and Manga(esp. Hayao Miyazaki which created works of testicular art such as Pom Poko).

That may be or not be their ballsacks. More likely the former.

That may be or not be their ballsacks. More likely the former.

“Murakami’s style, called Superflat, is characterized by flat planes of color and graphic images involving a character style derived from anime and manga. Superflat is an artistic style that comments on otaku lifestyle and subculture, as well as consumerism and sexual fetishism.” from Wikipedia

He takes “low” art and repackages it and sells it to the highest bidder at “high” art auctions such as Christie’s, like Andy Warhol. Now Andy Warhol rates pretty high on the bad-assery scale, he has a cool band named after him(I HOPE THIS IS NOT OUR 15 MINUTES). That’s pretty bad-ass as Murakami’s works are some of the most desired in the world. Pretty bad-ass considering he can make alot of money doing his thang, y’know what I mean. Doing wahhht he lieks and making loadZ of cash money records is bad-ass, dog.

Censored. To get the Uncensored, click here.

Censored. To get the Uncensored, click here. "My Lonesome Cowboy"

He sold a figure of a anime-syled charecter with blond hair(LIKE SUPER SAIYIN GOKU, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?) pleasuring himself (i. e. JACKING THE FUCK OFF), and ejaculating a white lasso like object, holding the rope in the style of a cowboy. You have to see it for yourself. (EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK) It was only expected to sell at 3,000,00 to 4,000,000 dollars which is basically 12,000,000 chicken McNuggets. However it sold for a fucking 16,000,000 dollars which is like 64,000,000 Chikin MikuNegetto. Selling a figure of a cumming Goku, which rigid rope-cum for 16 million is bad-ass. The piece is named “My Lonesome Cowboy” which is a very suggestive name. The name’s even bad-ass. Another one is of a female called “Hiropon” which means “I’ don’t know Japanese” in english. This is similiar in style to “My Lonesome Cowboy” and is NSFW too. To view it, click here.

You know what else is bad-ass? Purses. Bitches love purses.

Bitches love the Louis Vuitton.

Bitches love the Louis Vuitton.

They especially love Louis Vuitton purses. They’ll love a man who can design Louis Vuitton purses. You know who that man is?

The Straight-Up Motherfucking OG that designs GANG STAR purses?

This Guy.
This Guy.

(I love Blingees, they’re pretty bad ass too. Click here to make a Blingee and here to submit your Emo Blingee in the Best Emo Blingee contest or sign into to the many other Blingee contest like Best Anime Blingee, Best Gangster Blingee, Best Artistic Blingie(Is that an oxymoron?) etc.!)

If I was a girl, Id want one too.

If I was a girl, I'd want one too.

Hmm, they are nice and quite stylish indeed. He is so bad-ass that people while buy his shit for 5,000 dollars.

Camo is in style. o-o

Camo is in style. o-o

If you are fashionable and would like to view more purses, click here.

He also redesigned one of Louis Vuitton’s stores. Very recently in fact.

Its a flower!

It's a flower!

Panda Panda!

Panda Panda! Kind of resembles a Pocket Monster.

That looks like a Pocket Monster too.

That looks like a Pocket Monster too.

Now back on his art, I like his art. A lot.

Soccer ball. $400

Army of Mushrooms

Army of Mushrooms

Gero Tan-Square

Gero Tan-Square

That I May Transcend Time, That A Universe My Heart Unfolds

That I May Transcend Time, That A Universe My Heart Unfolds

Takashi Murakami Car

Takashi Murakami Car

Look its a Pocket Monster!

Look it's a Pocket Monster!

One of his exhibits.

One of his exhibits.

All in all he’s a very interesting man, and one of the most influential artists alive.




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