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May
09

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Will anyone sell me/give me (preffered) their unwanted Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald game?

I’m serious.

-DongSaeng. AWAAYYYYY!

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09
May
09

Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum has been accused of being gay so many times. Is he gay? Is he straight?

The correct answer to both of those questions is “no”.

He likes balls in some sense

He likes balls in some sense

Ash simply has no sexual interests at all.

This kid would rather run through the forest catching Pokemon than anything else because all he wants to do is become a Pokemon master. He doesn’t want to cure cancer or marry a beautiful girl, he just wants to catch one of each Pokemon and stuff them into Bill’s PC and

Stop pulling his goddamn ear

Stop pulling his goddamn ear

never see them again. That’s why they put Brock in the series.

Brock is the ladies man of Pokemon, he and Ash balance out. No one else in Pokemon gives a crap about any of the women that exist in the Pokemon universe.  He will hit on every single Office Jenny, Nurse Joy or any other girl that appears in the series. He’s the guy many girls would want to marry, too. He actually enjoys cooking delicious food, he’ll love you as long as you remain female and he’s loving and caring enough to take care of like 100 little brother’s and sisters. Of course, he isn’t allowed to have a relationship. Always, some girl on Ash’s magical journey will pinch Brock’s ear and pull him away from the girl he’s hitting on because he has a commitment to hang around with a 10 year old nerdy Pokemon trainer, that’s what all 20 year old people love to do. Sometimes he gets girls, but that’s called a filler episode.

But here, look at this:

From left to right: May, Misty, Dawn. If you didnt know that, somethings wrong with you

From left to right: May, Misty, Dawn. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you

They start with Ash hanging out with Misty.  There’s nothing wrong with her, she doesn’t look too bad and to try and satisfy Ash, she’s the leader of a gym, that must make her a good Pokemon trainer, right? Isn’t that what Ash should be looking for in a girl, especially the Pokemon part. Still, all he wants to say is:

“LOOK, IT’S A PIDGEY WE GOTTA CATCH IT!!! LETS CATCH THE PIDGEY!!!!!!”

Misty: “Ash, I have a crush on you…”

Ash: “LOOK AT MY WEEDLE IT’S SO COOL”

Misty: “Ash, I-I really like you.”

Ash: “LOOK MY PIDGEY LEARNED HOW TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE TOILET”

Misty: “Ash, you’re weird.”

That’s why Misty left. Then came the girl who runs around in tight clothing and her annoying brother. They weren’t good enough for him either, even when May got into a bathing suit every time she saw a water bottle.

Ashs response: I CAUGHT A PINSIR

Ash's response: "I CAUGHT A PINSIR"

Finally, Dawn came around. Dawn is still there and they gave her a skirt that’s goes down about 2 inches below her waist.

Dawn probably has a crush on Ash, too, which makes me feel really bad for Brock.

On Valentines Day, Ash probably gets chocolate from all the girls. Then he feeds it to his Pokemon.

Brock, getting any chocolate at all would be eternaly grateful and punch his onyx in the face if it asked for some. His fist wouldn’t hurt, but that onyx would be wishing the red stuff flowing out of his face was onyx milk with food coloring in it.

What a Korean (except he can ask out girls).

Actually, Korean/Mexican (tan, 5,000 siblings).

-Ash, learn to love

Girls, get naked for Brock

Someone, add those to the 10 commandments

DongSaeng

09
May
09

POKEMON HEART GOLD SCREENSHOTS+VIDEO!

click for high-res

in first 2 screenshots, chikorita is following you around. could that be like yellow?

in the last one gold is talking to lucas, the guy from DPPt. o-o what could that mean?’

SO FUCKING MYSTERIOUS

I FUCKING CAME My other post about heart gold

hahahahha more things

new corocoro scans!

09
May
09

Dammit

Who the hell posted the movie post? I wasn’t done yet.

08
May
09

some cool people named david

(Future) Parents you should name your kid “David” because it’s a fucking awesome name.

  • 99 cent store

    99 Cent Store

    teethlips

    teethlips

    David Choe is a Korean American artist from LA. He dropped out of artschool to become a graffiti artist which is hella bad-ass. He’s also a fucking thief, and has been arrested from vandalism to assault. He’s been to some of the most dangerous places in the world like The Republic of Congo, and the Gaza strip. Right now, he’s currently homeless and according to himself “making good art and bad music”.

Choe got arrested for punching an undercover detective. He spend 4 months in solitary confinement, so he couldn’t draw normally. Guess how he drew his pictures in the jail? Soy sauce and his own piss. Pretty amazing actually.(Maybe NSFW)

That’s a lot of inspiration for an artist. I don’t think he’ll run out of shit to draw. Did I mention he likes to draw tits?  Also, he can draw with Cheeto dust. He has extensive skill in every fucking medium. He has fucking awesome murals Choe does what he wants to do. He’s a pretty cool guy too. You should check out his blog. Pretty trippy guy.

Click for high-res.

Click for high-res.

  • David Choi

Watch it in H:D. We need more Asian-American artists. That is all I’m going to say. His MyFace.

  • David Horvath along with his lovely Korean wife Sun-Min Kim, made Uglydolls, which are designer toys.
Awesome.

Awesome.

The whole thing all started when David sent to his (to-be)wife letters saying “I Miss You” and he would put a little cartoon of Wage(The orange one with the apron) near it. They later decide to make a doll out of Wage and that just grew and grew. Each one is fucking hand-made.

Apparently, they’re so ugly that they’re cute. o-o Their website is pretty trippy too.

DAVIDS ARE COOL, HYUKMINN OUT

08
May
09

Being Native American… (Read Being Korea First)

I’m Korean.

I can’t ask girls out for my life and even if I could, talking to them would be like taking my foot, shoving it in my ear and hopping around in

Better than asking girls out

Better than asking girls out

an erupting volcano.

I seriously wish my brother hadn’t pissed off that fucking volcano god.

My brother was driving his toyota down the street and some jackass cut him off. When my brother drove by the car, he flipped the driver off. The driver rolls down the window, holy fuck, it’s the volcano god, driving a Hummer H3. He thought he was going to get his ass kicked, but instead, the volcano god told every single fucking volcano to fuck us up every time we asked a girl out. That applies to all Koreans.

Yes, even you

Yes, even you

Korean people do make great boyfriends, though. Just watching how my brother treats girls makes me wonder why girls aren’t coming from all over the nation to ask me out or just give me a high five.

Hm… He actually only had to ask out one girl in his life, that one was hard for him. He hid his number in a book he asked her to help him find (she worked at Barnes and Nobles).

I wanted to use something nerdier to ask a girl out, like this nerdy crap I don’t understand:

01010111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 00101010 00101010 00101010 00101010 00101010 00111111

Gets you rejected in a second, no more volcano hoppin for me.

But here are ways I’ve seriously considered asking a girl out through:

  • A code of my invention
  • A really long and complicated scheme that would mess up at some point and I would need to ask her out on my own
  • An anonymous love note
  • A bear with chainsaws for arms

I really don’t think these things will get me rejected, though. You know why? Since everyone that goes to an APP school is automatically a nerd. It doesn’t matter if you pee money and wipe your ass with Benjamins, wear the nicest clothes ever, flirt with all the girls or anything like that. You’re here, you’re a nerd for the day, the week, the month and the rest of the year. If the math classroom has Pokemon drawn on the whiteboard, you go to a nerd school. If people have over 100% in math, you’re in a nerd school. If  you are a nerd, you’re in a nerd school.

What a NERD

What a NERD

How did I get so distracted from my original topic?

Hyukminn will teach me about girls, right?

Right?

SNAKKEEEE?

-I guess I’m Otacon today

DongSaeng out

07
May
09

POKEMON HEART GOLD AND SOUL SILVER

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20090507-00000019-oric-ent

FUCK SHIT DAMIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIET IS HOT. BITCHES DROP POKEMON LIKE IT’S HOT.

FUCK AWESOME

FUCK AWESOME Those 2 are supposed to Ho-Oh and Lugia.

GSC remake is going to be bomb. For those you non-weaboos, it’s Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver If this is for the DSI, I’m going to buy one right now. The official announcement will be on Pokemon Sunday, that one Pokemon TV show in Japan. CoroCoro magazine will be released on the 15th and probably will have some more screens too. Since it’s like the 10 year anniversary, I bet they’ll be released on the same day as Gold and Silver(November 21). We got Platinum 4 months after Japan, so maybe it’ll come for spring of next year, but I’ll just play it on my R4.

Nothing else has been told, except for newer graphics, sounds. Think FireRed, LeafGreen. Bulbapedia link. Official Website.

Google translate:

The popular RPG series in November 1999 as the first Game Boy was released on Monday (GB) software for Pocket Monsters Gold, Silver, Nintendo DS is a remake for the Gold, Silver, Heart of Seoul, was released in the fall as that is 7 days, according to police. 新要素を追加して、10年ぶりに“ジョウト地方”が復活する。 To add a new element, 10 years after “local JOUTO” resurrection.

ゲームボーイ版の金銀ゲーム画面 Screen version of Game Boy games gold

初代シリーズの『ポケットモンスター 赤・緑・青・ピカチュウ』に続き、初の新規シリーズとして全世界で2300万本という驚異的な売上げを記録した『金・銀』が遂に復活。 The first series of red, green and blue Pokemon Pikachu’s more, the world’s first all new 2300 series has an astonishing record sales of 10,000 gold, silver, finally revived. GB版には登場しなかったモンスターをはじめ、様々な新要素が追加される。 GB version, including the monster did not appear, and new elements are added.

ポケモンシリーズとしては、初代『赤・緑』が2004年に『ファイアレッド・リーフグリーン』としてゲームボーイアドバンス(GBA)向けに発売されて以来、今作がリメイク第2弾。 As POKEMONSHIRIZU, red, green is the first in 2004, Fire Red, Leaf Green for Game Boy Advance (GBA) has been released for the remake of his two series. またGBからGBAだった『赤・緑』とは異なり、今作はGBからGBAを飛び超えいきなりDSになることもあり、グラフィック、サウンド共に大幅なパワーアップになることは間違いなさそうだ。 GB from the GBA was also red and green, unlike GB’s now over the sudden jump from the GBA to the DS in graphics, can be both a significant power-up looks間違INA sound. 詳細は随時、公式サイトなどで公開される。 More frequently, and is published in the Official Site.”




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