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05
May
09

Mercy Mercedes – Casio Rodeo review

I usually dislike power pop musically. Every song sounds the same. However it’s pleasing to my non-musically cultivated ears. I go for a little Motion City Soundtrack(Probably because Mark Hoppus is the producer) Pop is catchy, and that’s why we like. The band I’m reviewing is Mercy Mercedes, from whom a  power pop obsessed fanboy that I just happen to know, likes.

Mercy Mercedes sounds like you’re begging a Mercedes not to run you over.

What I though. . .

What I though. . .

The band name sounds like Hey Mercedes, but it’s only much worse and uglier too. Hey Mercedes is pretty good, I think this band is not.

Hey Mercedes(LOL Double Entrende), were decent looking guys.

"Hey Mercedes(LOL Double Entrende), we're decent looking guys."

UGLY

Guy in middle is looking at girl at way right's tits.

From left to right.

  • Doing It Wrong

    Doing It Wrong

    Yellow-haired guy –  Since you look kinda weird, I’m calling you Princess. Stop trying to be “cool”. You’re doing it wrong and trying to hard. No offense, but your facial expression tells me you’re taking a fucking shit. The way you angle your head shows a slight double chin. The peace sign is outdated and lame. Did I mention your hair stinks? Wow, American Eagle, how original. I saw a really fat girl at American Eagle once, and you sorta of look like her. Maybe you are her with crazy plastic surgery(you looked better before :( )Yellow guy, your fashion stinks. The only thing that’s going for you might be your personality. If I was a girl I’d rate you a 69 out of 1 billion.

  • Semi-Bald Guy – You look like Justin Timberlake.
    This is actually Justin Timberlake.

    This is actually Justin Timberlake. Also voted most stylish man by GQ.

    Don’t take that as a compliment, because it isn’t. Justin Timber is the creator of musically acclaimed albums such as Futuresex/LoveSounds(He’s good at grammar). Let me do a quick review of FutureSex/LoveSounds.

    • FutureSex/LoveSounds
    • He sounds  like a fucking girl. No grown man could make sounds that high. He also has insane lyrical talent, which could only be born from coming out of such a critically-acclaimed band like ‘N-Sync.  He just fucking repeats “what goes around comes around and goes around”. I get the point, Justin.  That is some talent from some genius. He’s also incredibly genius because he dated Britney Spears. Nice “wardrobe malfunction” too. I give this album a mango out of a papaya.

    Going back to you semi-baldy guy, I’m nicking-naming you Sandwich, because I just had a sandwich. However it was not a dick sandwich like you, Sandwich. By the way, why’s bread getting fucking expensive? Your style is the classic “douche-bag” neck. Wearing it just screams DOUCHEBAG!!!! Why’s he smiling? Because 1 from the right guy has his arm on him. But your face is funny, and you have a nice smile. You kinda look like a monkey. I rate you a 6.5 out of donut flash drive.

  • Middle guy – You are checking out guy in far right’s junk/tits (what ever you prefer). I’m going to call you Snoopy, because you’re snooping to see his “wild” thang. Here we have a “do ask do tell” policy at PissedOffKorean, so I would like to tell. (I’m not saying being homo/bisexual is a bad thing) As for your hair, it’s parted way too fucking much so you’re doing it wrong. Your shirt is terrible. It looks like a stoned five-year old(don’t give your children drugs) took a fucking white and yellow crayon on black paper, and tried to write MessHead(a shitty t-shit company). I’m pretty convinced with your slitty eyes, and asian-like(NOT ASIAN) hair, you’re trying to be asian. If you’re doing that you are no better than Miley Cyrus. I give you a negative walnut out of a testicle for insulting Asians. If you’re not, you still get that score because I happen to think you’re ugly.
  • Bald Guy – You’re bald, and bald is always in fashion. Like Shaolin monks!
    Pictured: Baldys alter ego, Monkman.

    Pictured: Baldy's alter ego, Monkman.

    Shaolin monks have pretty good fashion sense. Since you’re bald, I’m nicknaming you Baldy. It’s a pretty good name for a bald person, considering you are bald. You also have your arm around Sandwich/Semi-Bald Guy/Justin Timberlake cosplayer. That’s a personal display of affection or PDA as I like to call it. The affection may be romantic or platonic. It all depends. You have a nice shirt Baldy. The navy blue contrasts with the shininess of your head, because bald people have shiny heads. You also have pointy ears. Maybe I should call you Elf. I rate you a bald head out of 4 bald heads.

  • He looks like Batman.

    He looks like Batman.

    Aston Kutcher – I was an avid fan of that 70’s show, and looking at this Ashton Kutcher cosplayer has made me want to see this more. Ashton Kutcher has a funny name, like Asher Roth. They should make Aston Kutcher into a WoW town too. It would be awesome, and Fez and the Butterfly Effect guy will be NPCs. Back on topic, this guy is a shittier cosplayer than Sandwich. He barely resembles Aston Kutcher, as he is supposed to be so I’m going to call him that. He also has a douchebag  shirt like Sandwich, except it’s blue which is to color of the ocean, and piss goes into the ocean, so it’s dumb. He also further exemplifies the dumb trait by wearing a Hawaiian necklace, when he is from North Carolina, and the fact that the sharktooth is probably from the ocean and piss goes into the ocean so it’s dumb. His hair also looks like a girl’s pubes. Girls can pull off his hair better than guys can. If I was lesbian, 2 out of the square root of infinite.

  • The Dumbfuck Photoshop Artist –  You my friend, are a dumbass. The picture is too bright. Why the fuck did you do that? If I get fucking epilepsy, I’m suing your ass. Neon green with pink doesn’t usually match either. Makes it look like a stupid watermelon. Green scanlines, and pink spaint splatter. Is that the best you can do? I seriously hope this isn’t official. Wait! Yes it fucking is. The title is “Let’s Relive the Eighties”.

“December 30, 2007 4:10 PM
awesome pic! it is my computer wallpaper =)”

The pic is her fucking wallpaper. All the comments are stupid too.

That was exactly 1001 words and I said shit about the band. I’m sorry, band. Oh well, the actually factually review will be premiering shortly.

Mercy Mercedes – Casio Rodeo EP.

Whats up with the DDR things? Album Art: 5/10

What's up with the DDR things?Looks like it's made from the same guy who made the picture above. Album Art: 5/10

At first I thought, this album was going to be about graphing calculators, and bulls, but apparently it is not so.

Unrelated

Unrelated

Unrelated

Unrelated

So, Mercy Mercedes hail from Greensboro, North Carolina. They’re like the heroes of the music scene I guess. But are Princess, Sandwich, Snoopy, Baldy, and Aston Kutcher make good pop music? You will find out by the end of the review.

  1. Dr. Huxtable – I don’t particularly like this band, but even I listened to it 30 times or so today. I guess it’s very catchy. However, it’s very braggy and boasty as they’re basically saying their musical dicks are two feet long(the size of blink-182’s, radio head’s musically dick is at least 5 feet) which they aren’t. It starts off with two kids saying how good the band is and that’s basically all it says. One of the best tracks on this EP. However the bad part about this song? Nothing to do with Bill Cosby.
  2. Shiver Me Timbers – Sounds like a bad All Time Blow song. Not saying ATL is good but . . . Should have more pirate in it.
  3. Get It Darlin’ – No one says darlin’ anymore, it’s very outdated, because there are awesomer terms to use. The same is with this song. Easily forgettable.
  4. The Perfect Scene – Pretty catchy. This song could easily make them breakthrough and put them on the spotlight. The vocals easily grab your attention, and the chorus is extremely catchy. The chorus has been running rampant through my head all day. Better than any of All Time Blow or other bands are putting out.
  5. Here We Are – Loving the acoustic strums. They complement the guy’s voice.
  6. Revolution – Shit song means shit to shitty me. Sorry :(

Looking at it as a EP, it’s nothing new, no originality.

They got just signed to the Militia group, so you’ll see them all commercializeeed soon enough. The producer was Paul Levitt who worked with The Hint, Cute is What We Aim For, The Cab, and All Time Blow.

Bottom line, if you like power pop, you’ll love this band. But I don’t so HAH!.

Vocals – 8 Pretty sweet voice actually. Sounds like the guy from Valencia.

Musicianship – 6 They’re okay with the synth, guitar drums bass are lacking though.

Lyrics – 7 Not so bad, but not good.

Originality – 4 NOTHING NEW.

Average = 62.5% or a D-. If you want to read a better and less humorous by Steve Hendereson@ AP.NET click here.


Here’s what FuckThatBand.com have to say.

I would rather eat my baby brother for lunch than listen to Mercy Mercedes.

O noes. I hope mom doesn’t read my blog or I will soooooooooooo be grounded.”

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03
May
09

asian art bad-ass: Takashi Murakami

He is the artist who made the Kanye West bear, the cover of Graduation(see above), and his trippy website called Universecity.(LOL ITS UNVERSITY)

He is the artist who made the Kanye West bear, the cover of Graduation(see above), and his trippy website called UniverseCity.(LOL IT'S UNVERSITY)

DISCLAIMER: I KNOW SHIT ABOUT FASHION OR ART

Takashi Murakami is a self proclaimed Otaku(LOL NERD). Murakami is also a contemporary artist. What do you get when you mix those 2 together?

Bad-assery(or is it bad-ass ness?). He kicks ass in a few ways that is not listed in this chart.

He is hella influential in the art scene(He was the only visual artist to make it to the time 100), and created a movement called “superflat“. Superflat is heavily influenced by Anime and Manga(esp. Hayao Miyazaki which created works of testicular art such as Pom Poko).

That may be or not be their ballsacks. More likely the former.

That may be or not be their ballsacks. More likely the former.

“Murakami’s style, called Superflat, is characterized by flat planes of color and graphic images involving a character style derived from anime and manga. Superflat is an artistic style that comments on otaku lifestyle and subculture, as well as consumerism and sexual fetishism.” from Wikipedia

He takes “low” art and repackages it and sells it to the highest bidder at “high” art auctions such as Christie’s, like Andy Warhol. Now Andy Warhol rates pretty high on the bad-assery scale, he has a cool band named after him(I HOPE THIS IS NOT OUR 15 MINUTES). That’s pretty bad-ass as Murakami’s works are some of the most desired in the world. Pretty bad-ass considering he can make alot of money doing his thang, y’know what I mean. Doing wahhht he lieks and making loadZ of cash money records is bad-ass, dog.

Censored. To get the Uncensored, click here.

Censored. To get the Uncensored, click here. "My Lonesome Cowboy"

He sold a figure of a anime-syled charecter with blond hair(LIKE SUPER SAIYIN GOKU, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?) pleasuring himself (i. e. JACKING THE FUCK OFF), and ejaculating a white lasso like object, holding the rope in the style of a cowboy. You have to see it for yourself. (EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK) It was only expected to sell at 3,000,00 to 4,000,000 dollars which is basically 12,000,000 chicken McNuggets. However it sold for a fucking 16,000,000 dollars which is like 64,000,000 Chikin MikuNegetto. Selling a figure of a cumming Goku, which rigid rope-cum for 16 million is bad-ass. The piece is named “My Lonesome Cowboy” which is a very suggestive name. The name’s even bad-ass. Another one is of a female called “Hiropon” which means “I’ don’t know Japanese” in english. This is similiar in style to “My Lonesome Cowboy” and is NSFW too. To view it, click here.

You know what else is bad-ass? Purses. Bitches love purses.

Bitches love the Louis Vuitton.

Bitches love the Louis Vuitton.

They especially love Louis Vuitton purses. They’ll love a man who can design Louis Vuitton purses. You know who that man is?

The Straight-Up Motherfucking OG that designs GANG STAR purses?

This Guy.
This Guy.

(I love Blingees, they’re pretty bad ass too. Click here to make a Blingee and here to submit your Emo Blingee in the Best Emo Blingee contest or sign into to the many other Blingee contest like Best Anime Blingee, Best Gangster Blingee, Best Artistic Blingie(Is that an oxymoron?) etc.!)

If I was a girl, Id want one too.

If I was a girl, I'd want one too.

Hmm, they are nice and quite stylish indeed. He is so bad-ass that people while buy his shit for 5,000 dollars.

Camo is in style. o-o

Camo is in style. o-o

If you are fashionable and would like to view more purses, click here.

He also redesigned one of Louis Vuitton’s stores. Very recently in fact.

Its a flower!

It's a flower!

Panda Panda!

Panda Panda! Kind of resembles a Pocket Monster.

That looks like a Pocket Monster too.

That looks like a Pocket Monster too.

Now back on his art, I like his art. A lot.

Soccer ball. $400

Army of Mushrooms

Army of Mushrooms

Gero Tan-Square

Gero Tan-Square

That I May Transcend Time, That A Universe My Heart Unfolds

That I May Transcend Time, That A Universe My Heart Unfolds

Takashi Murakami Car

Takashi Murakami Car

Look its a Pocket Monster!

Look it's a Pocket Monster!

One of his exhibits.

One of his exhibits.

All in all he’s a very interesting man, and one of the most influential artists alive.

03
May
09

animal hair

I have nothing to say, except for that how do they do that? I don’t get fashion, but I think this is cool, especially the rhino, and moose(or is it elk?). :/

02
May
09

Miley Cyrus Underwear

davedays

Davedays is so cool.

What’s the first ad that pops up? Miley Cyrus underwear. When I click it, I get this. Wow. :l Miley Cyrus Underwear. You can’t even see Miley Cyrus Underwear. But from there you can buy Hannah Montana underwear from JC Penny and get a fucking credit report.

Wow.

Wow. "Underware"

I would like to see Miley Cyrus Underwear. Those websites have to grammar and vocabulary of a five-year old.

I typed in the url it actually showed (azumano.com). It was a travel website. Way to use an underage girl to attract attention, azumano.com. I hate this type of advertising that tricks you.

This is why AdBlock for Firefox exists. If you don’t have AdBlock you’re lame. Get it here. What I hate more is that AdBlock doesn’t work on these Youtube ads. Why can’t it be at the side, instead of inside your fucking video.

However can block “HIT (celebrity) IN THE (body part) WITH A (“humourous” object) FOR A (videogame console/gadget)”. If you’re paying the money for an ad, at least try to make it good, or original so it can attract the readers attention. :(

I also hate ads that you cannot fucking mute, and ads that autoplay a video, and ads that cover the content. It just repels the reader. Bottom line? Internet advertising is fucking disgusting. At least some TV ads are catchy and entertaining, i.e. Five Dollar Footlongs, Geico.

However back to the main topic.

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE.

The Internet was made for sharing ideas, not making money.

The first time I went on Youtube, I was instantly amazed. I can put videos up for free.

They then sold out to Google. Which was lame, and so not punk. Fuck major corporations.

This company will own you by 2012(End of the World).

This company will own you by 2012(End of the World).

Now they’ve muted every fucking video they have, removed every video that has even a portion of copyrighted material, and added video ads.

I sincerely believe information is for the good of every human. I think all works of culture should be shared, and there shouldn’t be any copyright at all. That system doesn’t work now. Youtube should’ve been bad-ass like The Pirate Bay.

An excerpt from one of them.

“> you also seem to fail to recognise that your web-site is accessible
> all over the world and that, as such, your actions and, furthermore,
> your refusal to act, opens you and your company up to the possibility
> of law suits in – inter alia – the United States and the United
> Kingdom. Such law suits could result in your being refused entry to
> both the US and the UK

Damnit. You got us there. Now I’m so scared I pissed my pants. Where
should I send the invoice for cleaning them?”

GO TPB. FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

02
May
09

tag: the power of paint

hmmm. paint. . .  Sounds very exciting doesn’t it? Paint sounds sooooooo cool. I love watching paint dry. Now a video game about paint, a indie one nonetheless. Sounds cool right? My first reaction was of disgust. How could a video game about “the Power Of Paint”, be awesome?  Paint doesn’t have any powers. Also, it’s by the students from the highly prestigious DigiPen academy. How could those be ingredients for an awesome video game? It can’t That’s what you thought before. . . you played TAG: THE POWER OF PAINT!

Tag: The Power Of Paint

Tag: The Power Of Paint

That’s a pretty wicked titlescreen. Tag is in an FPS view like halo, but its a platformer. You get unlimited paint, and you spray it everywhere. Each color of paint has a unique power when you touch it. If you go on green paint you jump, blue you stick to it and red you run super fast.

Pretty cool. The graphics are highly stylized, and it has kind of a unique look. Bring colour to a colourless world.

Ah, if you’re immature enough, you could write penis on walls.

The actual game is short, if you have skills you can complete it short of 20 minutes or so, because there are only 5 levels.However there isn’t a level select screen so if you want to show of the game, you have to go to the tutorials.

This kind of gameplay is extremely fun, and has high replayablity. What this game needs multiplayer maybe like capture the flag mode, and a level editor.

This game is good for killing a hour.

Gameplay: 10/10 Perfect, maybe fix some stuff up.

Content: 6/10 Needs more levels, and multiplayer

Graphics: 8/10 Good I guess, fits with the feel

Total Score= 80% B-

Did I mention this is FREE? http://www.thepowerofpaint.com/ GO INDIE REVOLUTION!

02
May
09

100 Pick-Up Lines for the Lonely Lover’s Soul

Credits goes to the guy who invented pick-up lines, and the guy who invented love, and the guy that invented sex.

These are cheesy, nasty, and lame. Plus they are 93.5% stolen. READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION!

  1. If you were Sprite, I’d obey your thirst.
  2. Pokémon:Like an Umbreon, I evolve at night.
  3. Pokémon:I just want to Pik-A-Chu.
  4. Pokémon:My Kadabra used Future Sight and it looks we have a future together.
  5. Pokémon:If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
  6. Pokémon:If I were a Clefairy, I’d Double-Slap that ass.
  7. Pokémon:Hello, I’m from Team Rocket, and I’m here to steal your heart!
  8. Pokémon:Wynaut go out with me?
  9. Pokémon Classic Style: If you were a Pomon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
  10. You have 206 bones in your body, would you like another one?
  11. Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
  12. Are you Crayola? Because you color my world. (LOLREPEAT)
  13. You are sweeter than 3.14
  14. You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written over you.
  15. Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
  16. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
  17. Stolen from the Office.
    ** Angela goes through a box, looking for something **
    Andy: Are you looking for dinner and a movie? Cause it’s not in the box.
  18. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  19. Do you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
  20. : My name isn’t Luna, but I definitely know how to Lovegood!
  21. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus if you know what I mean.
  22. Do you have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.
  23. There’s something wrong with my phone. Your numbers not in it.
  24. I’m good at math. U+I=69
  25. You must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.
  26. I’m like a Rubik’s cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
  27. Are your words on paper? Because that’s what I call fine print.
  28. I’m glad I brought my library card because I am checking you out.
  29. Are you a terrorist? Cause you DA BOMB!
  30. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
  31. I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
  32. You’re so sweet, I could get a cavity.
  33. The only reason I would kick you out of your bed is so that I can fuck you on the floor.
  34. You have nicer legs than an isosceles right triangle.
  35. If I told your tits were big, would you hold it against me?
  36. If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas could I visit in between the holidays?
  37. People call me _______ but you can call me tonight.
  38. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  39. Classic: Do you want to have sex?
  40. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  41. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same answer as the answer to this question?
  42. Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
  43. Nice fucking weather. Want to?
  44. YOU:Can I get directions?HER:To where? YOU:To your heart.
  45. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock.
  46. If this bar is the meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  47. Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin’.
  48. You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.
  49. I’ve got a condom with your name written on it.
  50. I’m an organ donor, need anything?
  51. The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  52. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
  53. Can I have fries with that shake?
  54. YOU:Wanna come over for sex and pizza?HER:No.YOU: What? You don’t like pizza?
  55. Is your dad a baker? Cause you have some nice buns.
  56. I want to rosin your bow.
  57. I’m writing a phone book. Could I have your number?
  58. Your boyfriend tells me that you’re great in bed.
  59. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
  60. Baby, let’s play Titantic. You can be the iceberg, and I’ll be the boat that goes down on you.
  61. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
  62. You+Me. Minus Clothes. Divide Legs. Multiply.
  63. Have I introduced you to my friend, Mr. Harry Dick?
  64. Did you come from the zoo? Because you bring you the animal in me.
  65. You remind me of a compass because I’d be lost without you.
  66. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  67. If you were a door, I’d bang you all day.
  68. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  69. If you were my homework, I’d spread you out on the table and do you.
  70. Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #00FFFF
    All my base
    Are belong to you.
  71. You must be very tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  72. Your place or mine?
  73. Excuse me, can I have some sex, in exchange for sex?
  74. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  75. A/S/L ?
  76. You made floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
  77. Hi, I like your butt, could I wear it as a hat?
  78. What’s cookin’, good lookin’?
  79. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
  80. I envy your lipstick.
  81. What do you want for breakfast?
  82. They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
  83. Can I read your T-Shirt in braille?
  84. You make me crescendo.
  85. You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.
  86. I’m writing my  term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  87. You’re the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
  88. If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.
  89. I lost my penis, could you help me find it.
  90. Is your name Gillette, because you’re the best a man could get.
  91. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  92. Why don’t you come over and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  93. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
  94. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  95. So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
  96. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  97. Can I see your tan lines?
  98. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  99. BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

    Can you pull it off?

So now, I have lost faith in humanity, because pick up lines do not work. I usually don’t like XKCD but.

That is how I sincerely feel.

Since pick-up lines don’t work, you might as well learn how to hide your boner.

I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Good night,Vietnam.

01
May
09

pissed off korean. . .

i never want to act my age. where’s my asian friend?

this pissed me off. it’s racist and degrades a great song, but i managed to laugh. . .

well this is hyukminn, and this is what imma do.




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