I’m still here, I’ve just been busy.
This post isn’t here to provide humor or put a smile on your face. It’s only here because I haven’t posted for like 2 weeks.
That’s a long time.
In dog years, that’s about seven millenniums, meaning your dog could die at least five billion zillion times in the time I haven’t posted.
That’s a lot of deaths.
Almost as many deaths as hits I get from “ash ketchum naked.”
Oh! Zing! That’s a good one.
Expect a better post tomorrow, it’s 2AM in Florida and I feel like a goddamn snorlax.
Bout to go catch me some Zs.
Providing I have enough Pokeballs.