Ash Ketchum has been accused of being gay so many times. Is he gay? Is he straight?
The correct answer to both of those questions is “no”.
Ash simply has no sexual interests at all.
This kid would rather run through the forest catching Pokemon than anything else because all he wants to do is become a Pokemon master. He doesn’t want to cure cancer or marry a beautiful girl, he just wants to catch one of each Pokemon and stuff them into Bill’s PC and
never see them again. That’s why they put Brock in the series.
Brock is the ladies man of Pokemon, he and Ash balance out. No one else in Pokemon gives a crap about any of the women that exist in the Pokemon universe. He will hit on every single Office Jenny, Nurse Joy or any other girl that appears in the series. He’s the guy many girls would want to marry, too. He actually enjoys cooking delicious food, he’ll love you as long as you remain female and he’s loving and caring enough to take care of like 100 little brother’s and sisters. Of course, he isn’t allowed to have a relationship. Always, some girl on Ash’s magical journey will pinch Brock’s ear and pull him away from the girl he’s hitting on because he has a commitment to hang around with a 10 year old nerdy Pokemon trainer, that’s what all 20 year old people love to do. Sometimes he gets girls, but that’s called a filler episode.
But here, look at this:
They start with Ash hanging out with Misty. There’s nothing wrong with her, she doesn’t look too bad and to try and satisfy Ash, she’s the leader of a gym, that must make her a good Pokemon trainer, right? Isn’t that what Ash should be looking for in a girl, especially the Pokemon part. Still, all he wants to say is:
“LOOK, IT’S A PIDGEY WE GOTTA CATCH IT!!! LETS CATCH THE PIDGEY!!!!!!”
Misty: “Ash, I have a crush on you…”
Ash: “LOOK AT MY WEEDLE IT’S SO COOL”
Misty: “Ash, I-I really like you.”
Ash: “LOOK MY PIDGEY LEARNED HOW TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE TOILET”
Misty: “Ash, you’re weird.”
That’s why Misty left. Then came the girl who runs around in tight clothing and her annoying brother. They weren’t good enough for him either, even when May got into a bathing suit every time she saw a water bottle.
Finally, Dawn came around. Dawn is still there and they gave her a skirt that’s goes down about 2 inches below her waist.
Dawn probably has a crush on Ash, too, which makes me feel really bad for Brock.
On Valentines Day, Ash probably gets chocolate from all the girls. Then he feeds it to his Pokemon.
Brock, getting any chocolate at all would be eternaly grateful and punch his onyx in the face if it asked for some. His fist wouldn’t hurt, but that onyx would be wishing the red stuff flowing out of his face was onyx milk with food coloring in it.
What a Korean (except he can ask out girls).
Actually, Korean/Mexican (tan, 5,000 siblings).
-Ash, learn to love
Girls, get naked for Brock
Someone, add those to the 10 commandments