05
May
09

cuchini anti cameltoes

American women are too fucking insecure and too fucking self-conscious. There are over 32,000 boob jobs performed monthly, in 2006. The numbers are just going to rise up.

“Barbie Dolls, 2008
60×80″

Depicts 32,000 Barbies, equal to the number of elective breast augmentation surgeries performed monthly in the US in 2006.

Partial zoom:

Detail at actual print size:

Pretty shocking. Stolen from here. You should check it out, it’s pretty cool.

Imagine if everyone of those barbies is a girl who just got a boobjob. TOO FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS. EVEN HOT GIRLS GET BOOB JOBS.

Some girls even get butt jobs. Plastic surgery really lives up, to the name because it turn you plastic. Even men are getting more plastic surgery. It’s stupid.

Now with all that shit like pube shaving and Brazillian waxing. . .

Naturally, you get cameltoes.

A Camels Toe

A Camel's Toe

What’s wrong with cameltoes? It’s like having a boner for guys. You don’t have to be that self conscious.

You know what’s up with women? They like to put pads on everything they see, like their vaginas. Now they put pads under their panties. Meet the Cuchini.

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc).  It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis(What the fuck is that?)  area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as “Camel Toe.”

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a  hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it!”

The Cuchini Pad

The Cuchini Pad is a product used to smooth the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area, providing a sleek and camouflaged appearance.  The Cuchini eliminates what is commonly known as “Camel Toe.”

Direction

Place “Cuchini Pad” into bikini, lingerie, or sports attire, narrow side facing down, and adjust to personal preference.  For a more secure placement two-sided tape is included.”

I seriously did not see a difference.

I seriously did not see a difference.

They’re 2 for 15 dollars.

They’re slogan is even “our lips or sealed”. By that I think they mean vagina lips. o-o It’s even called the Cuchini. Is that like cooch in Italian?

I fucking hate society. Look at yourselves.

http://www.cuchini.com/

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4 Responses to “cuchini anti cameltoes”


  1. May 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    It’s just society that’s fucked up. Trying to make women (and men, but less) believe that they need all sorts of things to be accepted, to be loved, to be held at a level equal to their peers. It’s all a big thing to make money off of people’s inherent insecurities: “Am I pretty enough?” “If I do this/look like this/don’t do this/don’t look like this will people like me more?” “Do I come off as ____ if I do ____?”, etc.

    I personally think these things are really stupid (especially the boob job shit, I mean, seriously? do you really want big boobs that bad, ladies? let me tell you, even small ones are a hassle. stupid.), but I’m aware of people that I know who probably wouldn’t.

    lol cameltoe. I’ve never even heard of that before.

    btw pads are kind of important. if not for pads there would be blood all over your chairs, guys. you don’t want that. ‘kay well, there are tampons too, but some of us are reluctant to stick plastic things up there, thanks. tmi be damned, I’ve been doing schmitz all night, gimme a break.

  2. 2 SOMEONE
    May 7, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    I am pretty sure it is cooch+zuchini, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why.

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