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We gonna die (from swine flu that is)

Here’s the lowdown on swine flu. IT WILL KILL YOU>>>INFECTIOUS>>>

resident evil pigs

Yes pig flu is here, and it will murder us all. Scientists believe that if swine flu goes unprotected against, it will kill off almost all of the human population within 3 and a half years. Many are also confused on how the swine flu was first contracted, but I am here to tell you how it happened. The virus was created by the organization known as PETA. If you have noticed correctly, PETA hasn’t aided to swine flu research in way at all, and is basically trying to end human life as we know it.

More examples of these “PETA killings” are the fast food chains in America and the rest of the world. Many people are slowly eating to their death, with PETA doing absolutely nothing protesting this. Now you may be wondering why PETA is doing this and that is because they want to fulfill the Mayan prophecy that the world will end on December 21, 2012. Exactly 3 and a half years like the swine flu experts are predicting. As you probably know, PETA only accepts the second son of families that are 100% Mayan blood to keep their plan perfect. Indeed, doomsday approaches.

P.S. Do you know where the Mayan Civilization once stood? That’s right, it’s present day Mexico. Yes, the Mexico.

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1 Response to “We gonna die (from swine flu that is)”


  1. 1 nicky
    May 1, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    holy shit that somewhat makes sense


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